Okay, okay.... Im going to put my hands up here and say I am a fully fledged carb addict! Nothing would make me happier (and fatter) than sitting in front of the TV eating my way through a packet of jaffa cakes!! With the spongey base and the tangy orange filling, covered in mouthwatering chocol.... okay, must stop!!! Jaffa cakes are EVIL!!!
And thanks to all my cravings, Im more "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory" than "Charlies Angels!" Not good, dudes!!!
So from this very moment in time, this very SECOND.... NO MORE CARBS!!...well Im not going to go completely Atkins...just going to steer clear of sugary and starchy stuff..
Instead, in true surfer babe form, going to stick to fish, fruit AND (low fat) ice cream diet!!!
GREEN LIGHT FOODS
--Fruit
--Vegetables
--Fish
--Eggs
--Chicken
--Meat
--Milk
--Yoghurt
--Beans
--Green Tea
--WATER!
--Ice Cream (for the beach!!)
RED LIGHT FOODS
--Bread (spawn of satan)
--Crackers
--Cake
--Biscuits (esp Jaffa Cakes...tear)
--Pasta
--Rice
--Potatoes
--Chocolate
--Chips
--Crips
--Pie
--Pizza (ouch, this is going to be hard)
--Sweets
--Butter
--Oil
....okay, I think you can get the picture...
WISH ME LUCK DUDES!!!
